Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask..

Date: 02-01-2009 10:05 pm (12 years ago) | Author: yusuf mustapha
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- at 2-01-2009 10:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask...



The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I"m sorry if I"ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Football
b - Baseball
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I"d be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:



2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?



3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn"t call you fat, but I wouldn"t call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I"ve seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.



4 - "Do you think she"s prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don"t know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she"s younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.



5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino"s Pizza truck that came my way....................................

Posted: at 2-01-2009 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Sillyjokker at 3-01-2009 06:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Too long and  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 3-01-2009 06:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 3-01-2009 07:25 AM (12 years ago)
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too short
pls add more
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Posted: at 3-01-2009 07:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 3-01-2009 07:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Hey man, it was great. I like it.
Posted: at 3-01-2009 07:32 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zatuna at 6-01-2009 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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dat was very interestin and helpful to all guys out der
Posted: at 6-01-2009 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- hacangel26 at 8-01-2009 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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rilli gud 4 once i forced maself to b patient and read it

Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:59 AM (12 years ago)
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not gud. i prefer d wrong ones
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 8-01-2009 12:10 PM (12 years ago)
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sharap shegxi

Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin na

Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- daviddafe1 at 8-01-2009 06:38 PM (12 years ago)
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pretty good,i would give u an 8 out off 10
Posted: at 8-01-2009 06:38 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- micah_nice_love at 8-01-2009 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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comprehension no reach like this for jamb
Posted: at 8-01-2009 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- angieboo at 8-01-2009 07:14 PM (12 years ago)
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lool. funnnyyy
Posted: at 8-01-2009 07:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-01-2009 12:35 AM (12 years ago)
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micah i wonder oooooo haaaa baaaaaa maybe in just open business center shop..
Posted: at 9-01-2009 12:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- goldprof at 9-01-2009 04:35 AM (12 years ago)
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One of the very toughest quetions I believe women ask is "Ae you able to take care of me?" If you're able to answer this question, you are the main man
Posted: at 9-01-2009 04:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 9-01-2009 05:01 AM (12 years ago)
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story
Posted: at 9-01-2009 05:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 9-01-2009 05:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  9-01-2009 05:01 AM
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ha ha ha. The guy dey talk the one wen e know na.  Grin
Posted: at 9-01-2009 05:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 9-01-2009 05:16 AM (12 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 9-01-2009 05:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AsaphOrlar at 9-01-2009 07:39 AM (12 years ago)
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quite thoghtful,
you got those replies right but the issue is that we have some of them that are very much inquisitive than to accept such "off the hook replies"
Posted: at 9-01-2009 07:39 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- naijasun at 9-01-2009 07:51 AM (12 years ago)
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I commend you for quoting the source of your posting. Other writers just claim other people's work as  theirs. Good job Cool
Posted: at 9-01-2009 07:51 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- neo4u at 9-01-2009 08:02 AM (12 years ago)
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How about 'who is she' or 'who was that'
Posted: at 9-01-2009 08:02 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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