Monsol invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between Monsol and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Monsol volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."
About a week later, the housekeeper came to Monsol and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Monsol said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Monsol.
Several days later, John received a letter back from his mother:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."
Love Mum
Posted: at 21-09-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Hahahahahaa Na wao Sheree u too much o upon say na one eye u get the thing dey sharp like dis na im be say if the eye complete two,wahala go dey o Thanks all the same.
Posted: at 21-09-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Stephen. How u dey? Your snake don chop today? I hear say na the snake chop one of sheree's eyes when u neva feed am Abeg careful o.em no dey buy eye for market o unless u want cow own.
Posted: at 21-09-2011 10:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Stephen. How u dey? Your snake don chop today? I hear say na the snake chop one of sheree's eyes when u neva feed am Abeg careful o.em no dey buy eye for market o unless u want cow own.
na ya sister eye my snake chop
Stephen u be woman Lap aa oh wetin sheree dey give u sef?
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Stephen. How u dey? Your snake don chop today? I hear say na the snake chop one of sheree's eyes when u neva feed am Abeg careful o.em no dey buy eye for market o unless u want cow own.
na ya sister eye my snake chop
Stephen u be woman Lap aa oh wetin sheree dey give u sef?
u well so? abi u don mental who tell u say she dey cook for me?
who ask you whether she dey cook for you now? you don tell us wetin una dey do. I hear say u dey wash pant join sef.
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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