A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the root is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
Posted: at 21-09-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
no let me woz u slap for teeth [/quot see ur brown teeth yeye dey dey worry u E be like dem neva slap u for brain before abi? No let me remember you o...............
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Stephen, abeg make I borrow your hand slap dis yeye monsol
abeg take my hand and leg sef i no know wetin Terry do with the padlock wey i give am i for padlock am now for him hospital bed
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE How u go know wetin Terry use the chain do? Person wey don Kolo no dey know wetin im dey do na! Terry use the chain chain you for your Hospital Bed when you Koloism reach market level. no be for Jankara market we catch you?
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
chie! go get new pad lock fast before e enter market o
Sheree, u no like Stephen o Person wey we just catch for market na im u want send back for market? I go tell him family for you o. Na u be the cause of him madness.
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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