Be patient

Date: 23-09-2011 11:20 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
- at 23-09-2011 11:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Three
tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide
to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the
picnic basket with beer and
sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic
site is ten
miles away so it takes them ten days
to get there. When they got there Mick
unpacks the food and beer and says
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I
didn't
bring it" says Roy "I thought you
packed it". Mick gets worried, so he
turns to
Andy and says "Did you bring the bottle
opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home
without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy
begged Roy to go back for it. But he
refuses as he says they will eat all the
sandwiches. After two hours and after
they have sworn on their tortoise lives
that they will not eat the sandwiches,
he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down
the road at a steady pace. 20 days
passed and he still isn't back and Mick
and
Andy are starving, but a promise is a
promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't
back, but a promise is a promise. Finally
they can't take it any longer so they
take out a sandwich each, and just as
they are about to eat it, Roy pops up
from
behind a rock and shouts..."
I KNEW it ".... AM NOT GOING
ey
take out a sandwich each, and just as
they are about to eat it, Roy pops up
from
behind a rock and shouts..."
I KNEW it ".... AM NOT GOING

Posted: at 23-09-2011 11:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jeffrey4u at 24-09-2011 10:20 PM (12 years ago)
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- deguzman at 25-09-2011 08:42 AM (12 years ago)
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- MegaOneplusone at 25-09-2011 10:29 AM (12 years ago)
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HOT SEAT
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- zeigbo at 25-09-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Passing
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- kasiemobi at 25-09-2011 01:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Dusting my shoes
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- terryworld at 25-09-2011 01:25 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4
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