WELCOME TO MA WORLD

Date: 05-01-2009 7:34 pm (15 years ago) | Author: olalyemi adekunle
- at 5-01-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Posted: at 5-01-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Edwizzie at 6-01-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Ha ha ha ha ha... This joke is great but i think you should find a suitable topic for your jokes rather than using "welcome to ma world". I almost didn't read this because i knew i have read one of your jokes with the same topic before.
Posted: at 6-01-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 6-01-2009 09:29 AM (15 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 6-01-2009 09:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- husyer2 at 6-01-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 6-01-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fez_566 at 6-01-2009 02:07 PM (15 years ago)
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its intresting
Posted: at 6-01-2009 02:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zatuna at 6-01-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

very funny
Posted: at 6-01-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jboy4shezo at 6-01-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted before.....    no sorry na remix of anode joke. although i did not laugh sha
Posted: at 6-01-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-01-2009 03:20 AM (15 years ago)
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nyce...
Posted: at 8-01-2009 03:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 8-01-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-01-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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