IT'S NOT AN INSULT. PLS DON'T HATE

Date: 29-09-2011 7:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: D bwoi in d block

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johniykon at 29-09-2011 07:44 PM (12 years ago)

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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves

Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:44 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 29-09-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago)

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heehehehehe

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

zeigbo at 29-09-2011 07:50 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:50 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 29-09-2011 07:52 PM (12 years ago)

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huh?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:52 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

johniykon at 29-09-2011 07:58 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:58 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 29-09-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago)

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post more abeg

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

johniykon at 29-09-2011 08:05 PM (12 years ago)

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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming IN D 1ST PLACE EVER

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:05 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 29-09-2011 08:07 PM (12 years ago)

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huh?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:07 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

johniykon at 29-09-2011 08:11 PM (12 years ago)

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U DON'T UNDERSTAND ABI?

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:11 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

Emmagency9 at 29-09-2011 08:12 PM (12 years ago)

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If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

johniykon at 29-09-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

johniykon at 29-09-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago)

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Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

abubakarzain at 29-09-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago)

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MAKE SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE POSTER TRYING TO SAY

positive thinking always leads to positive result

Posted: at 29-09-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

MegaOneplusone at 29-09-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: johniykon on 29-09-2011 08:05 PM

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming IN D 1ST PLACE EVER

good thought Cheesy

Posted: at 29-09-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

johniykon at 29-09-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: abubakarzain on 29-09-2011 08:58 PM

MAKE SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE POSTER TRYING TO SAY

dull child
Grin

Posted: at 29-09-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

Skypon2002 at 30-09-2011 09:05 AM (12 years ago)

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tombo

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:05 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 30-09-2011 09:33 AM (12 years ago)

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lol,i love yo mama jokes a lot

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:33 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 30-09-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: johniykon on 29-09-2011 08:55 PM

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

queenrukky at 30-09-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Eni-Luv at 30-09-2011 09:42 AM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: terryworld on 30-09-2011 09:34 AM

Quote from: johniykon on 29-09-2011 08:55 PM

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

lmao

Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:42 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

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