The New Number: (Page 3)

Woman Buys A New Sim
 Card Puts It In Her Phone
 And Decides To Surprise Her
 Husband Who Is Seated On
 The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
 Calls Her Husband With
 The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
 The Husband Responds
 In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
 Later Honey, The Dumb
 Lady Is In The Kitchen..