Definitely shit my pants 50

Date: 01-10-2011 9:49 am (12 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
- at 1-10-2011 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." Teacher told her that she was wrong because the sky is grey sometimes. Then Jack raised his hand and said, "Trees are definitely green." Once again Teacher corrected her student saying that trees turn different colors with the seasons.

Little Johnny raised his hand, "Do farts have lumps?" he asked. Teacher said no. "Then I definitely shit my pants."

Posted: at 1-10-2011 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- cadanre at 1-10-2011 10:17 AM (12 years ago)
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 Sad Sad
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 1-10-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 1-10-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-10-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 1-10-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 1-10-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 1-10-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 1-10-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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queenrukky Kiss
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 1-10-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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poster so u dey shit 4 pant
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajayi at 1-10-2011 11:20 AM (12 years ago)
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I beg help me ask him
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Who did dis Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 1-10-2011 11:25 AM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
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- adams933 at 11-10-2011 11:07 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
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- kingsleyd at 11-10-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm
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