far sighting of an old man

Date: 04-10-2011 11:17 am (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
- at 4-10-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
 A young boy came to him and asked the time.
 Old man refused to tell the time.
 Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
 Boy asked the reason?
 Old man said if i tell you the time,
 then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
 Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
 By chance you may get the seat with me.
 Then you may get down at my station.
 My daughter will come to receive me.
 She will meet you. She is beautiful.
 You may fall in love with her,she too.
 Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
 And i am sorry that
 I dont want such a poor son in law
 who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-) Smiley

Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago)
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I no wan laugh abeg
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 4-10-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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stephenb4
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 4-10-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-10-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 4-10-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-10-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-10-2011 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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ok?
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- giftmurphy at 4-10-2011 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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