1.A woman was talkin 2 her house maid sayin "marie, i tink my husband is havin an affair with his secretary" House maid: i don't tink so ma n come to tin of it, u're only sayin dat to make me jealous." 2.i no knw y people dy always complain say police dy collect bribe......shey govt. talk say 'police is ur frnd',abi na crime say u drive for road cum stop to gv ur frnd money??? · 3.a guy avin sex wit a village gal witout condoms.d gal realizes n said,'kai! u dnt av aids sha? abi u av?' d guy said,'no o'.d gal then said,'ah. thank God,cos ì dnt want to ever catch dat tin again'. d guy fainted · 4.a married man was havin an affair wit his secretary.1 day,they went 2 her place n made luv all afternoon.exhausted,they fell asleep n woke up @ 8pm.d man hurriedly dressed up n told his lover 2 take his shoes n rub it on grass,mud,n dirt.she did,nd he put d shoes on n drove home...'wia av u bin?' his wife demanded.'I cnt lie 2 u,i had sex all afternoon wit my secretary'. the man said.she lukd @ his shoes n said,'u lying bastard,u'v bin playn golf · 0 5.The head of women affairs in d country was lecturing girls of a community girls high school abt immorality. Woman:"dis world we live in 2day is full of tempation.but just ask urself if dat 1 hour of pleasure is worth ja lifetime of shame?" one of d girls stood up n said "Excuse me ma, But how do u make it last an hour?" · 6.A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone). 7.warri communication.... Mum- Akpos dat fish and meat don boil? Akpos- yes malee. Mum- Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil,pepper and sentence the crayfish, then involve the leafs, after 10 minutes discharge the pot 4rm fire..,u hear me so? Akpos- Yes Malee, shoo dis food go good to download with fufu malee. Mum- No worry akpos, i don detain som fufu for cooler, wen time reach we go give am amnesty
Posted: at 5-10-2011 09:05 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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