Wrong Number

Date: 06-10-2011 8:37 am (12 years ago) | Author: Owhologbo Prince
- at 6-10-2011 08:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” a voice on the other end answered
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.”
Brief pause “uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the tab...le, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”"Ok daddy just a minute…”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “done it daddy.”"What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.”He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”
Really long pause this time…
Daddy says, “swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this
486-5731?”
“No, this is
486-5713.”
Sorry, wrong number… !!

Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:37 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- funsho85 at 6-10-2011 09:41 AM (12 years ago)
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old story
Posted: at 6-10-2011 09:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- funsho85 at 6-10-2011 09:42 AM (12 years ago)
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posted before
Posted: at 6-10-2011 09:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 6-10-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago)
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you don join the pb4's Huh?
Posted: at 6-10-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago)
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9ic 1
Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 6-10-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin yeye
Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 07:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 6-10-2011 07:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 6-10-2011 09:25 PM (12 years ago)
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funny and sad
Posted: at 6-10-2011 09:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 6-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 7-10-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Remix of PB4.
Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 7-10-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 08:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajayi at 7-10-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago)
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b4b4
Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 7-10-2011 09:22 PM (12 years ago)
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yea pb5
Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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