One day, stephen walks into a dentist's (emmagency) office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20." "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students (terry) do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10." "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife (queenrukky) for next Tuesday!"
Posted: at 11-10-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 11-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) (m)
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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