Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

Date: 11-10-2011 11:43 am (13 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
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1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

Posted: at 11-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emigangan at 11-10-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-10-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 11-10-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-10-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 11-10-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-10-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-10-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 11-10-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago)
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- collins91 at 11-10-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 11-10-2011 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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