The Power of WOMEN

Date: 11-10-2011 4:19 pm (13 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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A man was SICK and TIRED, while his wife stayed at home and because of this he was jealous of her, as she received lots of Women's Day wishes and compliments. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed to God

'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 14 hours while my wife stays at home doing nothing. I want her to know what I go through everyday. So, please Father God allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!' Poof!!!
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, the man awoke as a woman, cooked the breakfast for his mate, take care of the kids, set out their school clothes, feed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came back and picked up the wears; took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. At 1.00pm He make the beds, do the laundry vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor, went back to pick the kids up and sing for them on their way home.

On arrival, he sets out milk and cookies, help the kids do their homework, arranged the iron-board and iron the clothes. At 4:30pm, he rushed to the market, and buy food ingredients, rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper.  After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, washed the plates, fold the laundry, bathed the kids and get them to bed. At 9.00pm, he was exhausted though his daily chores not finished yet, he went to bed where he make love with his wife (who is a man now), which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
'Father Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's for staying at home all day. Please, Father Lord God let us trade back. Amen!'

God replied:
'My son, I know you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait for NINE GOOD MONTHS, because you got pregnant last night.'


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