Danfo driver

Date: 11-10-2011 8:02 pm (13 years ago) | Author: enitan eniola
- at 11-10-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago)
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A nursery 1 student was in a commercial 'Danfo' transit bus while going home from school and was reciting the day's lesson at school.it went thus:if my father was a cock and my mother  a hen i will be a chicken;if my father was a lion and my mother a lioness i will be a cub;if my father was a king and my mother a queen i will be a prince etc,etc.
The danfo driver was irritated by the boy's 'noise',and he shouted at him by asking him to shut up but the boy continued.
The bus driver shouted;what if your father was an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute),what will you be?
The boy replied; i will be a 'Danfo bus driver'.

Posted: at 11-10-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 11-10-2011 10:02 PM (13 years ago)
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