Johnny
watched his Daddy's' car pass by
the school
playground and go into the woods.
Curious,
he followed the car and saw
Daddy and Aunt
Jane In a passionate embrace. Little
Johnny
found this so exciting that he
could
hardly
contain himself as he ran home
and
started
to tell his mother. 'Mom, I was at
the
playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went
back
to Look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a
big
kiss, and
then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
Pants off,
then Aunt Jane ...
At this point Mommy cut him off
and said, '
Johnny , this is such an interesting
story,
suppose you save the rest of it for
supper
time? I want to see the look on
Daddy's face
when you tell it Tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening,
Mommy
asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny
started his story, 'I was at the
Playground
and I saw my Daddy's car go into
the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look
and he
was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss,
then he
helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt
Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing
that Mommy and Uncle Bill used
to
do when
Daddy was in the Army.
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