Which part goes first

Date: 13-10-2011 9:50 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Godswill Akpus
- at 13-10-2011 09:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Teacher:wen we die,which part of our body goes 2 heaven first nd why?
Eze: our head,cos my daddy always bow down wen he prays nd nacks his head on d ground.
Kester: our hands,cos my daddy always points his hands heavenwards wen he prays.
Marcel: u both ar fools.our legs is d first jor.1 fateful day i heard my mum screaming,i tried to gain access to her room but it wuz locked.I peeped nd saw her leg pointin heaven-wards,my daddy slept over her in form of Elijah,one leg stil pointed heaven-wards.Den she began screamin-oh God,i'm comin,yes,yes,yes i'm comin,yes i'm comin.If not dat my dad wuz at home,we wud hv lost her dat fateful day.

Posted: at 13-10-2011 09:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 13-10-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 13-10-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 13-10-2011 11:00 PM (13 years ago)
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remixed pb4
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 13-10-2011 11:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 13-10-2011 11:39 PM (13 years ago)
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welcome onboard
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Posted: at 13-10-2011 11:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-10-2011 05:26 PM (13 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 14-10-2011 05:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 14-10-2011 08:06 PM (13 years ago)
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na pb4 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-10-2011 08:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 14-10-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-10-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 14-10-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago)
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ohhh!
Posted: at 14-10-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-10-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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I pass jeje
Posted: at 16-10-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 16-10-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 16-10-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-10-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 17-10-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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