An Italian man..

Date: 18-10-2011 3:09 am (13 years ago) | Author: Paddy Hayes
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An Italy man enters his favorite ritzy resturant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of merlot wine to be sent to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she'll be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes car in your Garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants"...After reading the note, the man sends one back to her and it read! "Just so you know, i have a Ferrari testarosa, a BMW 850il, and a Mercedes 560 sel, i have over 20 million dollars in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would i cut off 3 inches! just send the bottle back.

Posted: at 18-10-2011 03:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 18-10-2011 07:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 18-10-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-10-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ladi4life at 18-10-2011 11:07 AM (13 years ago)
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- Estheraremu at 18-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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- collins91 at 18-10-2011 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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joor  Grin Grin
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- sugaDaddy1forU at 18-10-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Dont judge a book by its cover..
Posted: at 18-10-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-10-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 18-10-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago)
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