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![-]( "spidergirl") spidergirl at 20-10-2011 10:23 AM (13 years ago)  (f) A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"
Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
The brother winked and replied, "Denephew." | Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:23 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "mixbrown") mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) (f)  nice one @ grandfather stephen i wonder the joke for this life when u never see  | Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "sexsyguy") sexsyguy at 20-10-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "mixbrown") mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "mixbrown") mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago) (f) ok Grandpa | Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 20-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) (m) u don forget say na we dey sell jokes wetin we want to dey hear na funny live stories and funny pix cos jokes don finish for market oga how market... | Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 20-10-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 20-10-2011 09:06 PM (13 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 20-10-2011 09:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 20-10-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago) (m) dedaughter
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 21-10-2011 01:30 AM (13 years ago) (m) Huh
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 21-10-2011 01:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kingsleyd") kingsleyd at 21-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) (m)   | Posted: at 21-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 21-10-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago) (f) nice 1 poster | Posted: at 21-10-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 21-10-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago) (m) hehe nice joke
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 21-10-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 22-10-2011 10:40 AM (13 years ago) (m) Yeye
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 22-10-2011 10:40 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 22-10-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 22-10-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 22-10-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago) (m) have u eaten
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 22-10-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mixbrown") mixbrown at 22-10-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) (f) comot there  follow follow | Posted: at 22-10-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 22-10-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago) (m) Hehe. Nice 1
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 22-10-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 22-10-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago) (m) mixbrown na hunger dey cos ur sickness,com chop 4 my house
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 22-10-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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