dirtykid at 20-10-2011 11:08 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A mother had this words for her 3 daughters after their weddings, "My beauties, don't forget to text me your experience of the first night..." After 1 week, the 1st daughter sent an sms "NESCAFE" to the Mum while the 2nd txt "BENSON & HEDGES".
The Mum, bemused by the messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label with the slogan "Fantastic till the last drop". She also went to her hubby's packet of cigarette, written on it was "Extra Long, King size"... She blushed! ...For their age she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughters experience. After a few days, she received a PostCard which was written "Arik: Lagos-Kano". She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told "It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week & 75 minutes flight both ways". She just slumped & fainted! :'(this man will kill mÿ̲̣̣̣̥ daughte r oooo !
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DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 20-10-2011 11:19 PM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe
laff don make me carry my papa up
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply just2sexy at 20-10-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol interesting
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Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Emmagency9 at 20-10-2011 11:33 PM (13 years ago) (m)
kk
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Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jeffrey4u at 21-10-2011 12:00 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
Ok gud gud
Shake am little for air n drop am give we
Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 21-10-2011 12:02 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:02 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply jeffrey4u at 21-10-2011 12:29 AM (13 years ago) (m)
ur own go come
make finish him papa first
Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 21-10-2011 12:56 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
hehehe carry am up well make we see akpa ife
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply jeffrey4u at 21-10-2011 01:34 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Reply Skypon2002 at 21-10-2011 03:02 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 21-10-2011 03:02 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 21-10-2011 06:23 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
Ok gud gud
Shake am little for air n drop am give we
u say make i knack my papa 4 ground?
U no see me and my papa
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:23 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 21-10-2011 06:27 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
hehehe carry am up well make we see akpa ife
u wan see my papa thing? The thing go weaken ur muscles o
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 21-10-2011 06:28 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehe,d guy no get muscle 2 do am
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 21-10-2011 06:35 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
Ok gud gud
Shake am little for air n drop am give we
u say make i knack my papa 4 ground?
U no see me and my papa
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:35 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 21-10-2011 06:38 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
hehehe carry am up well make we see akpa ife
u wan see my papa thing? The thing go weaken ur muscles o
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 21-10-2011 06:38 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehe,d guy no get muscle 2 do am
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply jeffrey4u at 22-10-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago) (m)
hehehehe laff don make me carry my papa up
Ok gud gud
Shake am little for air n drop am give we
u say make i knack my papa 4 ground?
U no see me and my papa
4get this talk
u no say u carry am go top?
so the next b say drop am give we.
do am in 2mins n come report how he smile give us
Posted: at 22-10-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 22-10-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago) (m)
as i knack am 4 ground, d man tear one hot slap for my face
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 22-10-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply akabrandy at 22-10-2011 09:38 PM (13 years ago) (m)
remix pb444
Posted: at 22-10-2011 09:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply terryworld at 22-10-2011 09:45 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 22-10-2011 09:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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