MOZART BEYOND THE GRAVE

Date: 15-01-2009 12:20 am (16 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
- at 15-01-2009 12:20 AM (16 years ago)
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When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

Posted: at 15-01-2009 12:20 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Sillyjokker at 15-01-2009 08:36 AM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 15-01-2009 08:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 15-01-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago)
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yemzy wetin be dis na

pls go and get ur own drugs from Rezi
Posted: at 15-01-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 15-01-2009 02:19 PM (16 years ago)
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rezi no get the kind drugs wey go cure yemzi this kolo...
Posted: at 15-01-2009 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 15-01-2009 02:20 PM (16 years ago)
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so where we go reach na???
Posted: at 15-01-2009 02:20 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 15-01-2009 03:51 PM (16 years ago)
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make i laugh, frown or cry? shuo... mozart dey decompose.. so wetin make i do?.... yemzy mmmnnnn
Posted: at 15-01-2009 03:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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