What is the weirdest noise you have heard........... (Page 3)

So itaabu go nu, were mara 

Mana o kwa eziokwu, atago mu nwa mgbogho, nwatakiri we miaa mu gwo gwo, O kwa nwa mgbogho bu uzo miaa mu dikem na ala naija, before mu ga ekwu jack, nwatakiri ewere go dike na dimkpa mu tinye na onu we miaa ma yogurt and protein shake mu nile, kwere ike, itinye zie isi na aso rock ya, ya na nkpu ana eme, ha ma eti oke mkpu nke oma 

So itaabu go nu, were mara 

Mana o kwa eziokwu, atago mu nwa mgbogho, nwatakiri we miaa mu gwo gwo, O kwa nwa mgbogho bu uzo miaa mu dikem na ala naija, before mu ga ekwu jack,  nwatakiri ewere go dike na dimkpa mu tinye na onu we miaa ma yogurt and protein shake mu nile , kwere ike, itinye zie isi na aso rock ya, ya na nkpu ana eme, ha ma eti oke mkpu nke oma 

I just read this in an article :

"Are you a moaner/screamer?
How about your mate?
I can't make a lot of noise because of my kids but if I could I would be LOUD.  I love when my man roars like a beast when he cums. I hate to say this but I was with a guy that sounded like he was barking when he came......"

What is the weirdest noise you have heard in the bedroom?   

unu ma onwe unu 

taking the names of noise makers on this thread

kupa oooo eyen ekami

lwtmb!!! Afo ko...lol