![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago)  (f) For Single Guys Only
Here are few tips to have a Merry Xmas and make it to 2012 financially healthy.
1. Flee from Persons with feminine appearances, except thy Mum.
2. Thou shall not make up with Ex-Babes, avoid their calls, pleas from their Best Friends, Pastors, Imams, Parents especially their Mums.
3. Thou shall not smile to Ladies you meet in the Banks, Shopping Malls and other Public Places where money changes hands.
4. Thou shall not keep a straight face when in a public transport; Thou shall not laugh at jokes especially if told by a Feminine Personality beside you.
5. Thou shall not plead, run after or solicit to have her back if she walks away from you angrily...just believe in the saying
"Agaracha must come back".
6. For those whose girl friends are so smart not to pick up quarrels with you; hmmm...try the 'first to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, Boko-Haram, GEJ, EFCC, Salty Food, Pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, Missing Remote Control (hide it if you can). Something must get her upset to start an early Xmas quarrel.
With these tips, you will not spend beyond your means, or get broke come 2012. Merry Xmas in Advance.
Demzy George(C)
u try no be small 
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago) (f) Who tell say we never save moni to buy una gifts? As for me, I go buy am 1 lively stick of flower.... 
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"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 30-11-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago) (f) 
my name is kebella  ........yu already no that  ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) (f) O boy d tips make sense o, me i go hide d food she brought to d dining n pick up quarrel wt her..... wt all alacrity....
heheheheeeeee !!!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) (f) And if I see him on Feb 14 coming back to beg, I will pour him pepper water.........hisss
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 30-11-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) (f) Poster, you are just too super. Keep it up. It is better to follow your advice otherwise one may eventually go into debt. Good one!
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) (f) sooooooooo funny........i hope my boyfriend doesnt get to see this..........lol
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) (f) GUY YOU KNOW WATIN DEY BUT THESE GIRLS DONE WANT TO COMMENT BECAUSE YOU HAVE CERTAINLY OPENED THEIR EYES...SO BAD MY BABY IS IN THIS FORUM AND SHE IS SMARTER THAN ME..SHE NOR GO EVEN ALLOW US PICK A QUARREL TILL JANUARY AFTER ALL THE CELEB STUFF
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) (f) Are u dat poor, guy?
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 30-11-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago) (f) THIS POST IS FOR POOR BOYS AND NEVER DO WELL GUYS. POVERTY NO BE SMALL THING.
IT GIVES JOY TO SHOP FOR THE ONE/S WHO GAVE MAN PICKIN GOOD SERVICES AND JOY. Happiness and joy prolongs life. Besides there are blessings from giving and her/their happiness brings in positive energy.
How much will she take that can make u broke? That means, u have been chopping Oga food wey pass u? Beware and don't dig for ur downfall.
Support ur babe and her spirit go contribute support u to succeed. Word of advice!
gbam !!!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 30-11-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "truenaija2") truenaija2 at 30-11-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) (f)  yeah the topic is interesting................. i dey swin for ocean of money.......but i am not the type dat show myself. i work and earn money digitally, my parents own a big company and money flows fluently....... by Gods grace, i dont lack... ""im not making mouth oooo, or being pompous about it"" skypon u mean say u dey control all dis money , okay no vex, infact come make we reason, e b like say i don dey like dis ur profile ,i no go chop too much , no worry i no get big eyes , lets just b friends  , what do u say , KB baeg make i borrow this ur fish | Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Idbabe") Idbabe at 1-12-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) (f) Poster u no serious. Make sure u no return to her/them after xmas ooo otherwise acid will be poured on u | Posted: at 1-12-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "azeez2much") azeez2much at 2-12-2011 08:11 AM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 2-12-2011 08:11 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 2-12-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago) (m) Who tell say we never save moni to buy una gifts? As for me, I go buy am 1 lively stick of flower.... na grass bush flower u wan buy for ur guy? chei!!! i don dieeeeeee
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 2-12-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 2-12-2011 05:24 PM (13 years ago) (m) yeye babe......
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 2-12-2011 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "truenaija2") truenaija2 at 2-12-2011 07:09 PM (13 years ago) (f) haha lol i dey serious ooh, abeg give me ur control number | Posted: at 2-12-2011 07:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 3-12-2011 03:03 AM (13 years ago) (f) na grass bush flower u wan buy for ur guy?
chei!!! i don dieeeeeee
Whether na grass bush or plastic bush flower, No bi money buy am? I go also give am Calabar styles. | Posted: at 3-12-2011 03:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 3-12-2011 08:33 AM (13 years ago) (m) haha lol i dey serious ooh, abeg give me ur control number ok, no worry, i go send am for u
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 3-12-2011 08:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 3-12-2011 08:36 AM (13 years ago) (m) Whether na grass bush or plastic bush flower, No bi money buy am? I go also give am Calabar styles.
which kind yeye calabar style? u see? una dey think say na only sex guys dey want. na sex we wan chop? i don talk am say any idiot girl wey get tight hand no go even near me, if she like make she dey giv me the best of the best style, as long as she dey stingy, na red card i go give am straight........
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 3-12-2011 08:36 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "truenaija2") truenaija2 at 3-12-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) (f) ok cos me i no dey chop too much | Posted: at 3-12-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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