USEFUL TIP FOR SUSTAINANCE THIS XMAS

Date: 25-11-2011 9:40 am (11 years ago) | Author: Demzy George©
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- at 25-11-2011 09:40 AM (11 years ago)
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For Single Guys Only

Here are few tips to have a Merry Xmas and make it to 2012 financially healthy.
1. Flee from Persons with feminine appearances, except thy Mum.
2. Thou shall not make up with Ex-Babes, avoid their calls, pleas from their Best Friends, Pastors, Imams, Parents especially their Mums.
3. Thou shall not smile to Ladies you meet in the Banks, Shopping Malls and other Public Places where money changes hands.
4. Thou shall not keep a straight face when in a public transport; Thou shall not laugh at jokes especially if told by a Feminine Personality beside you.
5. Thou shall not plead, run after or solicit to have her back if she walks away from you angrily...just believe in the saying
"Agaracha must come back".
6. For those whose girl friends are so smart not to pick up quarrels with you; hmmm...try the 'first to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, Boko-Haram, GEJ, EFCC, Salty Food, Pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, Missing Remote Control (hide it if you can). Something must get her upset to start an early Xmas quarrel.




With these tips, you will not spend beyond your means, or get broke come 2012. Merry Xmas in Advance.
Demzy George(C)

Posted: at 25-11-2011 09:40 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- giftmurphy at 25-11-2011 10:10 AM (11 years ago)
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let me qickly tell my guy..brb.
Posted: at 25-11-2011 10:10 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ebinyi at 25-11-2011 10:15 AM (11 years ago)
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noted
Posted: at 25-11-2011 10:15 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- goodguym at 25-11-2011 11:16 AM (11 years ago)
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Give me your phone no.
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:16 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- toniaugwu at 25-11-2011 11:27 AM (11 years ago)
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ok aooo
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:27 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ikeramon2000 at 25-11-2011 11:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Noted n good advise,i will keep that @ the back of my mind
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:32 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 11:34 AM (11 years ago)
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no 5 funny wella..na u sabi ooo poster...hope u go continue with this ur said tips after the xmas?

Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:34 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 25-11-2011 11:43 AM (11 years ago)
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See Xmas reasoning bikoo nu  Grin Grin Grin that number 6 try no be small. Make i go hide remote start to dey complain ni  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jamesaudu2010 at 25-11-2011 11:48 AM (11 years ago)
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das a gudddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd one man!
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:48 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- stanbutto at 25-11-2011 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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this is one of the most funniest post here ever Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin (6. For those whose girl friends are so smart not to pick up quarrels with you; hmmm...try the 'first to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, Boko-Haram, GEJ, EFCC, Salty Food, Pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, Missing Remote Control (hide it if you can). Something must get her upset to start an early Xmas quarrel.
)cant stop laughing
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 11:50 AM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked

Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:50 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Legbosi at 25-11-2011 11:52 AM (11 years ago)
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It's a great experience! A concept for survival... it settles it!
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:52 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 25-11-2011 11:54 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:54 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mines4sure at 25-11-2011 11:59 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:59 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- CHUKAGLY at 25-11-2011 12:04 PM (11 years ago)
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O boy d tips make sense o, me i go hide d food she brought to d dining n pick up quarrel wt her..... wt all alacrity....

Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:04 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Hamzel at 25-11-2011 12:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Making so much Sense! Cheesy
Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:27 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- fredie200 at 25-11-2011 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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lol,thats really crazy!!
Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kennymentor at 25-11-2011 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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awesome guys
Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 25-11-2011 12:55 PM (11 years ago)
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poster re yu kidding me  Shocked Shocked yu guys re wicked Angry

Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:55 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rayOFsunshine at 25-11-2011 01:06 PM (11 years ago)
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And if I see him on Feb 14 coming back to beg, I will pour him pepper water.........hisss
Posted: at 25-11-2011 01:06 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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