Daddy's car in d woods

Date: 17-01-2009 8:52 pm (15 years ago) | Author: AKINS OMOTOLA
- at 17-01-2009 08:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Little Johnny watched his
Daddy ' s ' car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
In a passionate embrace.
 
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as
 he ran home and started to tell his  mother.

  ' Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy ' s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
 I went back to Look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped
her take off her shirt.  Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
Pants off, then Aunt Jane... '
At
this point Mommy cut him off and said,  ' Johnny, this is such
An interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper
Time.  I want to see the look on Daddy ' s face when you tell it
Tonight. '

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny
To tell his story.  Johnny started his story, ' I was at the
Playground and I saw Daddy ' s car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane.  I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.  Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army. '
 
Mommy fainted!
 
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story Before you interrupt!

Posted: at 17-01-2009 08:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- bethsy at 18-01-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago)
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hahaha that serves her right
Posted: at 18-01-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 19-01-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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3rd world war
Posted: at 19-01-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-01-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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you wicked lol....
Posted: at 19-01-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- toshyno at 20-01-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago)
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serves her rite
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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