In d changing room of Ikoyi golf club of Lagos. A mobile phone on a bench rang and a man picked it up and activates the loud speaker began to talk. MAN: "Hello WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "What's wrong with your voice darling? MAN: "Nothing really, just tired! WOMAN: "Ok. I am at ShopRite shopping mall inside wranglers and found this beautiful Versace leather coat. It's only N119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 model. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "N28,000,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking N148,500,000. It’s at Victoria Garden City, the house is so beautiful! MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of N148,000,000.Th ey will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 500 thousand. It's really is a pretty good price. WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room were staring at him in astonishment, He smiled and asked: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone
Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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