I'm losing my wife's love

Date: 10-12-2011 7:27 pm (13 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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- at 10-12-2011 07:27 PM (13 years ago)
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"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'

Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago)
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i don post am b4
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-12-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol u try poster

Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 10-12-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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@queenrukky BUT NA MY OWN BE LATEST, HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:53 PM (13 years ago)
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stop copyin and pastin
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 01:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Hehehehehe yeye

Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:42 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- joycey at 11-12-2011 01:54 AM (13 years ago)
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i no read any joks matter there the guy no get job may be he don finish unversity bcos 9ja university no dey get jobb after youth cup so he just want to dey refresh his brain lol
Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:54 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 02:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 11-12-2011 02:04 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: joycey on 11-12-2011 01:54 AM
i no read any joks matter there the guy no get job may be he don finish unversity bcos 9ja university no dey get jobb after youth cup so he just want to dey refresh his brain lol

HAHAHAHAH, YOU ARE WHAT THE FRENCH PEOPLE CALLS (IMBECILE)

AKPA AMU
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
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ike gi
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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HAHAHAH, rakelly

WETIN BE IKE GI? EXPLAIN PLS
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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She say ur nyash one side Tongue

Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 05:06 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 05:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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ONA EKWU MAKA IKE ZEIGBO KA OWU NKE QUEEN?? MAKE I COME FINGER UNA NOW NOW
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Beacky at 15-12-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 15-12-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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u won cry
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 11:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 10:06 AM (13 years ago)
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duron eme bie la
Posted: at 16-12-2011 10:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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