HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN/MAN

Date: 19-01-2009 10:43 am (12 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
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- at 19-01-2009 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.

Posted: at 19-01-2009 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kido123 at 19-01-2009 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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can the guy appear naked for the woman too?.. Grin
Posted: at 19-01-2009 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-01-2009 07:58 PM (12 years ago)
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a think e don tay wey i don dey call yemzy make e come take im drugs. e no wan hear
Posted: at 19-01-2009 07:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 01:13 AM (12 years ago)
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lol....na 4 u razi ooooo
Posted: at 20-01-2009 01:13 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-01-2009 06:51 AM (12 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 20-01-2009 06:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 20-01-2009 09:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 19-01-2009 03:19 PM
can the guy appear naked for the woman too?.. Grin
So that she will shout rape and faint due to the size of what she will see?  No no no.
Posted: at 20-01-2009 09:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 20-01-2009 09:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Edwizzie... y u kon dey speak for the ladies na... Habi na so girls dey faint for ur end evertime? Talk ooh...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 09:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 20-01-2009 11:19 AM (12 years ago)
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eh na so them dey faint for here o. Cos the size of guys level for here no easy. But no tell me say your own na 2inches o.
Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
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una wan start they display una thing 4 here how big or small e bi make all the ladies they read am abbi make una stop am oooo.....why them no they display their own....Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:27 PM (12 years ago)
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edwi... just dey make mouth
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 23-01-2009 07:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:27 PM
edwi... just dey make mouth
lol... Give me your babe number.
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 23-01-2009 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:27 PM
edwi... just dey make mouth
lol... Give me your babe phone number.
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 23-01-2009 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:27 PM
edwi... just dey make mouth
lol... Give me your babe phone number.
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 23-01-2009 07:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:27 PM
edwi... just dey make mouth
lol... Ok, give me your babe phone number. Na only she go fit judge this case.
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 09:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 23-01-2009 07:24 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:27 PM
edwi... just dey make mouth
lol... Ok, give me your babe phone number. Na only she go fit judge this case.


lol....na...that one alll ur bone go they strong 4...see as  u they repeat am.....constantly...i know say na so u go they vex they press the key...board...cos u wan take another person girl friend...way woman planty like sand 4  every where now..... Grin Grin...no spoil that key board ooooo  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 09:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-01-2009 09:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 23-01-2009 07:24 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:27 PM
edwi... just dey make mouth
lol... Ok, give me your babe phone number. Na only she go fit judge this case.
you want make dem dey find you for bed?
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yemzy1 at 25-01-2009 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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why arguement now
Posted: at 25-01-2009 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 26-01-2009 09:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzy1 on 25-01-2009 11:24 PM
why arguement now

Edwie wan snatch Emma girl friend na em cause wahala na... Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 09:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 26-01-2009 12:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 26-01-2009 09:32 AM
Quote from: yemzy1 on 25-01-2009 11:24 PM
why arguement now

Edwie wan snatch Emma girl friend na em cause wahala na... Grin Grin
emma na Rev Fr. e no fit get girlfriend na
Posted: at 26-01-2009 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 05:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 26-01-2009 12:38 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 26-01-2009 09:32 AM
Quote from: yemzy1 on 25-01-2009 11:24 PM
why arguement now

Edwie wan snatch Emma girl friend na em cause wahala na... Grin Grin
emma na Rev Fr. e no fit get girlfriend na

who tell u that one... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 05:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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