About Me

 Name: Bode the great
 HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching
 bullet with bare hands,
 Jogging up & down mount everest.

 ... My Record: fought with an elephant and
 broke its neck...skinned a crocodile...alive!
 played russian roulette with full clips &
 still survived,killed Superman, held my
 breathe under water for
 2months,3weeks,6hrs, 51mins,45seconds,
 Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot
 lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran
 a cheetah, fluent in 10,598
 languages, 1st African to land on the sun,
 Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days
 straight!
 Silly thing done: Surfing on a tsunami.
 Embarrassing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears
 with a single punch only 99 died
 instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs
 later.
 Proudest Moments: when a cobra died
 after biting me, When I saved the planet
 by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.
 Something about Me: I really don't like to
 show off.

Posted: at 15-12-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

rakelly u read all?

Posted: at 15-12-2011 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 15-12-2011 10:28 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

zeigbo! what again? or are u expecting my criminal record? me i no get criminal record o

Posted: at 16-12-2011 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

abeg help me do i job kill satan nickname devil king of evil

Posted: at 16-12-2011 10:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 16-12-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Yeye

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Posted: at 16-12-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 16-12-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero