CAUGHT CHEATING

Date: 19-01-2009 6:39 pm (12 years ago) | Author: habzee
- at 19-01-2009 06:39 PM (12 years ago)
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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." Shocked Shocked Grin

Posted: at 19-01-2009 06:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- orezo at 20-01-2009 08:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Wetin sef... U don repost dis joke again?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-01-2009 08:59 AM (12 years ago)
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no more new jokes ?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-01-2009 09:02 AM (12 years ago)
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i tire for am ooh...
Posted: at 20-01-2009 09:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 20-01-2009 10:52 AM (12 years ago)
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if  don finish make we close dis site
Posted: at 20-01-2009 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-01-2009 03:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 19-01-2009 06:39 PM
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked  Sad a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." Shocked Shocked Grin



reposted stuff

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Posted: at 20-01-2009 03:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 04:35 PM (12 years ago)
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brb....
Posted: at 20-01-2009 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 20-01-2009 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 19-01-2009 06:39 PM
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." Shocked Shocked Grin

  WTF!!!!!
Posted: at 20-01-2009 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:45 PM (12 years ago)
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make una 4give habzee no be im fault. e neva take im drugs today
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:47 PM (12 years ago)
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okay....
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 24-01-2009 08:06 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2009 08:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-01-2009 08:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-01-2009 08:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 01:14 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 25-01-2009 01:14 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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