Three Pastors

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy
Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time
and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor
thought of sharing his heart with others. He said "Guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves
like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each
other with our weaknesses".  They all agreed to this. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The
people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking
little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from
the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be
fired!" Another pastor said "Brothers your sins are better than mine! I have
slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I
preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If
this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought
he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers, my
problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share this! I will be
back!"

Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

I laugh so tay i fall 4 ground........ Kip it up Girl.

Posted: at 20-01-2009 02:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is okay...

Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

why you no go laff so tay? no be girl post am?

Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you suppose know na. BOTTOM POWER!!!

Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Emma, NA WAH TO YOU OH!!!! na every thing wey dis babe post you wan appear on? dem send you to am? abi you don be bodyguard now? take it easy oh!!! she dey china abi you wan go??

Posted: at 21-01-2009 02:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LOL dis is very funny.

Posted: at 21-01-2009 08:29 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Lol. Its cool.

Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

remix

Posted: at 30-07-2010 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

who dey go dig all this jokes

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Posted: at 1-08-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero