No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never> achieved an orgasm. > > Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to segxwal pleasure,> they decide to consult their Rabbi. > > The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and> makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young> man. While the two of you > are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.> That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an> orgasm.' > > They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a> handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they> make love.. It does not help and the wife is still> unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. > > 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it> reversed. Have the young man make > love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' > > Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go> home and hire,the same strapping young man. > > The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband> waves the towel. > > The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon> she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming> orgasm. > > The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him> triumphantly, > > 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a> towel!!'
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie