seven reasons why i can never be gay

Date: 03-01-2012 1:45 pm (12 years ago) | Author: kelvin benson majolagbe
- at 3-01-2012 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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I need a Cool sweet tiny voice from the kitchen not a voice like mine.
I need boobS sweet. Boobs. Not dry hairy Chest.
I need kids from my own blood not some adopted kid
I need to be able to flex round with my swt hrt not some fag.
Skin so soft.honeypot so edible not some dirty shit hole.
Tomorrow when i Get a political officE,i need a first lady like miSs obama not some first man lady.
Gay is madness and mad men wount know they are mad


Posted: at 3-01-2012 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- youngrashy at 3-01-2012 02:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Imagine wat all dis gays re missing,soft booties...lol
Posted: at 3-01-2012 02:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sarah555 at 3-01-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-01-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2012 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Girls are softer

Posted: at 3-01-2012 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 3-01-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dloveguy on  3-01-2012 02:56 PM
nothing will ever be compired 2 honeypot. i love honeypot  Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 3-01-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 3-01-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on  3-01-2012 01:45 PM
I need a Cool sweet tiny voice from the kitchen not a voice like mine.
I need boobS sweet. Boobs. Not dry hairy Chest.
I need kids from my own blood not some adopted kid
I need to be able to flex round with my swt hrt not some fag.
Skin so soft.honeypot so edible not some dirty shit hole.
Tomorrow when i Get a political officE,i need a first lady like miSs obama not some first man lady.
Gay is madness and mad men wount know they are mad

It's your prerogative to have your preferences, but it doesn't make your preferences legit or that others with differing ideals or segxwality should be ridiculed.

What's more, your list revolves around the notion of the emphasized femininity of a woman - it's remarkable you made reference to the "kitchen" when underlying one of your preferences. There are woman with deep voices, there are women who are infertile, there are women who have no boobs etc doesn't make them less of a woman though.


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Tomorrow when i Get a political officE

"When"? so you're at that stage already Grin Tongue jus kidding.

 

Posted: at 3-01-2012 07:25 PM (12 years ago) |
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- kelvin_babyboy at 3-01-2012 08:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Londel am disappointed

Posted: at 3-01-2012 08:29 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 3-01-2012 09:26 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on  3-01-2012 08:29 PM
Londel am disappointed

Why naw? Undecided Huh?

We all have different ideologies after all. Everyone is different. Why should one judge those whose differences don't bode well with them?
Posted: at 3-01-2012 09:26 PM (12 years ago) |
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- kelvin_babyboy at 3-01-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago)
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So u cant diffrenciate between ideology and madness

Posted: at 3-01-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dirtykid at 3-01-2012 10:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 3-01-2012 10:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ILOVEIT at 4-01-2012 12:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on  3-01-2012 10:01 PM
So u cant diffrenciate between ideology and madness

lalolo

Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 4-01-2012 01:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Lol carry go poster

Posted: at 4-01-2012 01:36 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 4-01-2012 07:35 AM (12 years ago)
Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on  3-01-2012 10:01 PM
So u cant diffrenciate between ideology and madness

What I meant is that we are each governed by different ways of thinking and inclination, so whose to say that another person's own is redundant or even "madness" because it doesn't correlate with your own?

Even by the way you worded the title it's as if you believe there's a choice in the matter. Undecided
Posted: at 4-01-2012 07:35 AM (12 years ago) |
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- onedoor1010 at 4-01-2012 07:44 AM (12 years ago)
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GAY ....beautiful nonsense.
Posted: at 4-01-2012 07:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- naijaboiusa at 4-02-2012 09:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Human segxwality is a very complex topic...I always wonder why people waste so much time on the "gay" issue, when the world is full of so many other topics to address...just my take...
Posted: at 4-02-2012 09:04 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- shilem at 4-02-2012 10:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on  3-01-2012 01:45 PM
I need a Cool sweet tiny voice from the kitchen not a voice like mine.
I need boobS sweet. Boobs. Not dry hairy Chest.
I need kids from my own blood not some adopted kid
I need to be able to flex round with my swt hrt not some fag.
Skin so soft.honeypot so edible not some dirty shit hole.
Tomorrow when i Get a political officE,i need a first lady like miSs obama not some first man lady.
Gay is madness and mad men wount know they are mad

 Grin Grin tell them
Posted: at 4-02-2012 10:44 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sucre4u at 20-01-2014 12:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Lord av mercy
Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:33 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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