3 MALES! 2 FEMALES!!!!! (Page 8)

Date: 22-01-2009 11:12 am (16 years ago) | Author: Chris Yemi
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- ironlady at 20-03-2009 11:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 11:12 AM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Surprised, she asked. "How can you tell which is male and which is female?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer bottle,
and 2 were on the phone"

lolsz....so ur saying women are always on fone n men are always drinking beer maybe dats true a lil....
Posted: at 20-03-2009 11:22 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- stripod102 at 20-03-2009 11:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 20-03-2009 11:22 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 11:12 AM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Surprised, she asked. "How can you tell which is male and which is female?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer bottle,
and 2 were on the phone"

lolsz....so ur saying women are always on fone n men are always drinking beer maybe dats true a lil....


Not completly true dearie....
Posted: at 20-03-2009 11:33 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 20-03-2009 11:35 PM (16 years ago)
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yea dats wat am saying!!
Posted: at 20-03-2009 11:35 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 03:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 20-03-2009 11:35 PM
yea dats wat am saying!!

then we're on same track..... Kiss
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:40 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 09:57 AM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-03-2009 09:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 23-03-2009 02:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 20-03-2009 11:20 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 07:05 PM
Quote from: sequence_02 on 20-03-2009 05:58 PM
cool joke, degr8test
thanks jare , no mind some pple wey get Acquired Bad belle Syndrome, the joke no cool reach u sha!!!!!!!

Person like ur papa abi?..mumu idiot
See me see local trouble ke! nuthing we will not see in this place, did i mention this useless guy name? i just said some people and he started running his mouth! "A pe elefo, o ni efo oun kiise ti akitan"
Posted: at 23-03-2009 02:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 23-03-2009 02:22 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 20-03-2009 11:20 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 07:05 PM
Quote from: sequence_02 on 20-03-2009 05:58 PM
cool joke, degr8test
thanks jare , no mind some pple wey get Acquired Bad belle Syndrome, the joke no cool reach u sha!!!!!!!

Person like ur papa abi?..mumu idiot
See me see local trouble ke! nuthing we will not see in this place, did i mention this useless guy name? i just said some people and he started running his mouth! "A pe elefo, o ni efo oun kiise ti akitan"
Grin Grin Grin Grin
dgreat, easy, just calm down okay Cool Cool Cool
you should be use to this by now, i don't get piss off by it anymore Cool Cool Cool
just wonder why some people behave this way, its never been like this in this house b4... Undecided Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 23-03-2009 02:22 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 20-03-2009 11:20 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 07:05 PM
Quote from: sequence_02 on 20-03-2009 05:58 PM
cool joke, degr8test
thanks jare , no mind some pple wey get Acquired Bad belle Syndrome, the joke no cool reach u sha!!!!!!!

Person like ur papa abi?..mumu idiot
See me see local trouble ke! nuthing we will not see in this place, did i mention this useless guy name? i just said some people and he started running his mouth! "A pe elefo, o ni efo oun kiise ti akitan"

hey dude...nxt time be specific.
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago)
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really imaginative
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 07:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-03-2009 03:37 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 23-03-2009 02:22 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 20-03-2009 11:20 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 07:05 PM
Quote from: sequence_02 on 20-03-2009 05:58 PM
cool joke, degr8test
thanks jare , no mind some pple wey get Acquired Bad belle Syndrome, the joke no cool reach u sha!!!!!!!

Person like ur papa abi?..mumu idiot
See me see local trouble ke! nuthing we will not see in this place, did i mention this useless guy name? i just said some people and he started running his mouth! "A pe elefo, o ni efo oun kiise ti akitan"
Grin Grin Grin Grin
dgreat, easy, just calm down okay Cool Cool Cool
you should be use to this by now, i don't get piss off by it anymore Cool Cool Cool
just wonder why some people behave this way, its never been like this in this house b4... Undecided Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
I don hear U jare guy! wetin dey? wats popping?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 07:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Wetin u expect 4rm a F__L whey u dey say watz poppin?
Na Garri na@ dgreat
Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 09:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 07:46 PM
Wetin u expect 4rm a F__L whey u dey say watz poppin?
Na Garri na@ dgreat
Olod rabata ni e Gwhy! na popcorn!!!!! eh eh eh!!!
Posted: at 24-03-2009 09:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-03-2009 02:43 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 09:14 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 07:46 PM
Wetin u expect 4rm a F__L whey u dey say watz poppin?
Na Garri na@ dgreat
Olod rabata ni e Gwhy! na popcorn!!!!! eh eh eh!!!

2 of una na olodo!!!! na elubo!!!;D
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 02:43 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 09:14 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 07:46 PM
Wetin u expect 4rm a F__L whey u dey say watz poppin?
Na Garri na@ dgreat
Olod rabata ni e Gwhy! na popcorn!!!!! eh eh eh!!!

2 of una na olodo!!!! na elubo!!!;D
no oooo... e be like say na popcorn...
Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 10:29 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 02:43 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 09:14 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 07:46 PM
Wetin u expect 4rm a F__L whey u dey say watz poppin?
Na Garri na@ dgreat
Olod rabata ni e Gwhy! na popcorn!!!!! eh eh eh!!!

2 of una na olodo!!!! na elubo!!!;D
no oooo... e be like say na popcorn...
No mind Emma, the guy dey suffer from em em em!!!! make i cosult Iphie , na she go fit know the name!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 12:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 11:35 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 10:29 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 02:43 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 09:14 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 07:46 PM
Wetin u expect 4rm a F__L whey u dey say watz poppin?
Na Garri na@ dgreat
Olod rabata ni e Gwhy! na popcorn!!!!! eh eh eh!!!

2 of una na olodo!!!! na elubo!!!;D
no oooo... e be like say na popcorn...
No mind Emma, the guy dey suffer from em em em!!!! make i cosult Iphie , na she go fit know the name!
iphie no dey around, i send am go see my mama for village... but wait make i check her dictionary find the name of wetin dey disturb Emma.... wait ooo..
Posted: at 25-03-2009 12:00 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 12:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Krist! u send Iphie go where? e be like say u need Konk Agbo! wey even get Nafdac Number! je ko ri e pe O! how u go dey send Iphie dat kaing message, u wan blow?
Posted: at 25-03-2009 12:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 01:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 12:43 PM
Krist! u send Iphie go where? e be like say u need Konk Agbo! wey even get Nafdac Number! je ko ri e pe O! how u go dey send Iphie dat kaing message, u wan blow?
blow wetin? Angry Angry Angry blow blown blown abi ballon?
dgreat, abi e dey pain? make i comot am Huh? Huh? Huh?
for your information, iphie go see my mama for village so therefor, if you wan blow blown blown, make you go amusement park....
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:39 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 01:39 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 12:43 PM
Krist! u send Iphie go where? e be like say u need Konk Agbo! wey even get Nafdac Number! je ko ri e pe O! how u go dey send Iphie dat kaing message, u wan blow?
blow wetin? Angry Angry Angry blow blown blown abi ballon?
dgreat, abi e dey pain? make i comot am Huh? Huh? Huh?
for your information, iphie go see my mama for village so therefor, if you wan blow blown blown, make you go amusement park....
See me see local trouble!!!!!!! u still dey repeat this thing wey u dey talk? u wan make virus enta dat ur computer abi? No try me oh! u hear! leave Iphie alone
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 06:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 01:46 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 01:39 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 12:43 PM
Krist! u send Iphie go where? e be like say u need Konk Agbo! wey even get Nafdac Number! je ko ri e pe O! how u go dey send Iphie dat kaing message, u wan blow?
blow wetin? Angry Angry Angry blow blown blown abi ballon?
dgreat, abi e dey pain? make i comot am Huh? Huh? Huh?
for your information, iphie go see my mama for village so therefor, if you wan blow blown blown, make you go amusement park....
See me see local trouble!!!!!!! u still dey repeat this thing wey u dey talk? u wan make virus enta dat ur computer abi? No try me oh! u hear! leave Iphie alone
for where..... well take heart, she dey my village.... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 06:08 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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