i'd rather prefer fuel...

Date: 07-01-2012 2:51 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Arowosegbe Olooworlay James
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- at 7-01-2012 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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a bus driver went on a visit to a friend in ds season of the "removal of fuel subsidy". the following conversation ensued between the friend and the bus driver.

friend: hapi nu year
bus driver: d same to you o
friend: so wot do i offer you...av got rice, meat n chin chin
bus driver: i'd rather take sumtin liquid
friend: aite...av got chilled soft drink, wine n beer...which do i offer you
bus driver: i'd rather prefer FUEL

Posted: at 7-01-2012 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin how many gallons u wan drink?
Posted: at 7-01-2012 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajayi at 7-01-2012 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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no b in fault
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 06:37 PM (13 years ago)
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cotton bud dey ya ear?
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 7-01-2012 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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this one na joke abi? Angry
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 7-01-2012 06:55 PM (13 years ago)
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this one na joke abi? Angry
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-01-2012 06:46 PM
no na stick

ok, i think say na tree dey inside oo
Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  7-01-2012 06:53 PM
this one na joke abi? Angry

na joke ooo
make i check
Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Check well and report to me immidietly Angry Angry
Posted: at 10-01-2012 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 10-01-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Who u be,na fuel dey inside ur bottle
Posted: at 10-01-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-01-2012 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh u no dey take eye see bottle Grin oya come take small ogogoro make ur eye clear
Posted: at 10-01-2012 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 11-01-2012 08:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Thank u,but na fuel i want
Posted: at 11-01-2012 08:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-01-2012 10:16 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 11-01-2012 10:16 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 11-01-2012 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Wer e dey
Posted: at 11-01-2012 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-01-2012 05:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 10-01-2012 02:50 PM
Check well and report to me immidietly Angry Angry
Angry Angry Angry
na me u dey command?
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-01-2012 05:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 10-01-2012 03:03 PM
Who u be,na fuel dey inside ur bottle

ee be like say u need fuel bad bad
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-01-2012 05:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 10-01-2012 03:22 PM
Huh u no dey take eye see bottle Grin oya come take small ogogoro make ur eye clear
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 16-01-2012 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2012 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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looku looku  Wink
Posted: at 17-01-2012 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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