Full Stop

A police officer (who shall remain nameless) pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

"What's the problem, officer?"

"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me".

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"you gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir".

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and. . ."

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."

The police officer had enough. "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.

"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"

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Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

... and the police na naija

Posted: at 25-01-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

boring

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Posted: at 25-01-2009 10:35 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i concur...

Posted: at 27-01-2009 05:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ask am again abeg!!

Posted: at 28-01-2009 10:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"

Posted: at 29-01-2009 07:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HALLELUYAH!!!!!! SOMEBODY REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD AND LET HIM GO FREE!!!!!!!

Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

watin happen na..u just catch one fish...abi na watin do u..

Posted: at 29-01-2009 06:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

SILLY JOKKER WATIN HAPPEN NA?

Posted: at 31-01-2009 07:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na default... na so dem programme im brain. LOL

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Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac