Full Stop

Date: 25-01-2009 12:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 25-01-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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A police officer (who shall remain nameless) pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

"What's the problem, officer?"

"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me".

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"you gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir".

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and. . ."

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."

The police officer had enough. "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.

"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"



Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyinyenaija at 25-01-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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haha... dat motorist could real lagosian
Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-01-2009 03:24 PM (15 years ago)
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... and the police na naija Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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and the stick is produce in ABA..Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 10:35 PM (15 years ago)
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boring

Posted: at 25-01-2009 10:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 26-01-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 10:35 PM
boring
your teacher say make you lean how to spell this word?
this one wey you dey repeat am for everywhere so.
Posted: at 26-01-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 27-01-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 10:35 PM
boring

i concur...
Posted: at 27-01-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-01-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago)
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watin be this na....kido..?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 28-01-2009 10:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-01-2009 08:53 PM
watin be this na....kido..?
Ask am again abeg!!
Posted: at 28-01-2009 10:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-01-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago)
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OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 07:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"
Posted: at 29-01-2009 07:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 07:28 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"


PEACE BE UNTO YA ALL....... Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 10:45 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 07:28 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"


PEACE BE UNTO YA ALL....... Grin Grin
PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HALLELUYAH!!!!!! SOMEBODY REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD AND LET HIM GO FREE!!!!!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:14 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 10:45 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 07:28 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"


PEACE BE UNTO YA ALL....... Grin Grin
PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HALLELUYAH!!!!!! SOMEBODY REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD AND LET HIM GO FREE!!!!!!!



heeeeeeyyyyy... i don start party,... ( dancing mood )... Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 06:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:18 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:14 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 10:45 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 07:28 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"


PEACE BE UNTO YA ALL....... Grin Grin
PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HALLELUYAH!!!!!! SOMEBODY REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD AND LET HIM GO FREE!!!!!!!



heeeeeeyyyyy... i don start party,... ( dancing mood )... Grin

watin happen na..u just catch one fish...abi na watin do u.. Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 06:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 29-01-2009 06:21 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:18 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:14 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 10:45 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 07:28 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"


PEACE BE UNTO YA ALL....... Grin Grin
PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HALLELUYAH!!!!!! SOMEBODY REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD AND LET HIM GO FREE!!!!!!!



heeeeeeyyyyy... i don start party,... ( dancing mood )... Grin

watin happen na..u just catch one fish...abi na watin do u.. Grin


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Posted: at 31-01-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 31-01-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 31-01-2009 03:33 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 29-01-2009 06:21 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:18 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:14 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 10:45 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 07:28 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 11:57 PM
OK WATIN BE THIS NA KIDO..Grin
KIDO, ANSWER NOW!!!ABI U NO DEY THERE AGAIN. I COMMAND U TO COME OUT LIKE "LAZARUS"


PEACE BE UNTO YA ALL....... Grin Grin
PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HALLELUYAH!!!!!! SOMEBODY REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD AND LET HIM GO FREE!!!!!!!



heeeeeeyyyyy... i don start party,... ( dancing mood )... Grin

watin happen na..u just catch one fish...abi na watin do u.. Grin


 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

SILLY JOKKER WATIN HAPPEN NA?
Posted: at 31-01-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 10:35 PM
boring

As you'll always be... Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 26-01-2009 12:46 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 10:35 PM
boring
your teacher say make you lean how to spell this word?
this one wey you dey repeat am for everywhere so.

Na default... na so dem programme im brain. LOL

Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 3-02-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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sillyjoker, u wan pursue kido for here?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh? na wah to you oh!
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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