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Date: 07-02-2012 5:07 am (9 years ago) | Author: franel
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- BournIdentity at 19-05-2012 12:37 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
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- at 19-05-2012 04:32 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided
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- lakesy09 at 19-05-2012 05:30 PM (9 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 19-05-2012 05:30 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaycee22 at 19-05-2012 10:50 PM (9 years ago)
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ogbono
Posted: at 19-05-2012 10:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 20-05-2012 10:43 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2012 10:43 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-05-2012 11:14 AM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

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- franel at 22-05-2012 03:37 PM (9 years ago)
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Please I advice all women not to read this joke and If you do, stop when you are asked to.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, WHOOP! -she became the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's he's is mine."

So, WHOOP! -she became the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .

Moral of the story : Women could be really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.



NB: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that some women never listen!!!

Posted: at 22-05-2012 03:37 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 22-05-2012 03:50 PM (9 years ago)
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-05-2012 03:50 PM (9 years ago) |
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- franel at 22-05-2012 07:51 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 22-05-2012 07:51 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 22-05-2012 10:15 PM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2012 10:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 24-05-2012 04:42 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 22-05-2012 03:37 PM
Please I advice all women not to read this joke and If you do, stop when you are asked to.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
...
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, WHOOP! -she became the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's he's is mine."

So, WHOOP! -she became the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .

Moral of the story : Women could be really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.



NB: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that some women never listen!!!


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Posted: at 24-05-2012 04:42 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 27-05-2012 04:13 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 22-05-2012 10:15 PM
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hahahahahaha

Posted: at 27-05-2012 04:13 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 27-05-2012 06:35 AM (9 years ago)
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God has no Phone but I talk to him
He has no Facebook but he still my friend.
He does not have a twitter but I still follow him.
He's greater than GEJ yet he doesn't remove subsidy from my glorification.

Baba God I dey troway salute. Thank you ABBA FATHER

Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:35 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 27-05-2012 12:00 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 27-05-2012 12:00 PM (9 years ago) |
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- at 27-05-2012 12:03 PM (9 years ago)
boo
Posted: at 27-05-2012 12:03 PM (9 years ago) |
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- at 27-05-2012 12:19 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided boo
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- BournIdentity at 27-05-2012 07:12 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes 4 u
Posted: at 27-05-2012 07:12 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 30-05-2012 06:00 AM (9 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 30-05-2012 06:00 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 1-06-2012 02:41 AM (9 years ago)
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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."  ~Mahatma Gandhi

Posted: at 1-06-2012 02:41 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- akpos4 at 1-06-2012 02:46 AM (9 years ago)
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when the new one come we go knw
Posted: at 1-06-2012 02:46 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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