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Date: 07-02-2012 5:07 am (9 years ago) | Author: franel
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- wakawaka247 at 28-04-2012 01:28 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 28-04-2012 01:28 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 28-04-2012 01:56 PM (9 years ago)
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@tesboy, relax i have some jokes 4 u.

Posted: at 28-04-2012 01:56 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 28-04-2012 02:25 PM (9 years ago)
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God neither drinks nor smoke, yet, he's the MOST HIGH..

Posted: at 28-04-2012 02:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 28-04-2012 02:26 PM (9 years ago)
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A man and his wife were in court for divorce,
the problem is who gets the custody of the child.
THE WIFE... jumps up and says, your honour I brought the child intothis world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody......
The Judge t urns to the husband and asked what he has to say.!
THE MAN.. then said calmly"your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it....... the MACHINE OR MINE"??
Watcha say!!!

Posted: at 28-04-2012 02:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 28-04-2012 04:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Principal: Are you the new english teacher

Teacher: Yes I are

Watcha say???

Posted: at 28-04-2012 04:02 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 2-05-2012 06:34 AM (9 years ago)
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pacing

Posted: at 2-05-2012 06:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 3-05-2012 08:22 AM (9 years ago)
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One day three pastors decided to go fishing and have a little break because they were tired of preaching the gospel and no one was preaching to them.
One of the pastors then said he thinks they should confess our weaknesses and help themselves solve their problems together.
The first pastor says he always find himself stealing offering money and if the church finds out they will fire h...im.
The second one said that his case is good that himself has slept with all the women in his church whether married or unmarried and every Sunday when he is preaching his eyes will be rolling looking for his next prey that they should pray for him because if they find out he will not only be fired but they kill him.
The third one's legs were shaking while listening to the others and they thought he had a worse story to tell, and he stood up and said my own problem is gossip there is nothing i hear that i wont tell everybody in fact i cant wait to tell it to your congregation
looooolz...
Watcha say??

Posted: at 3-05-2012 08:22 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 3-05-2012 12:02 PM (9 years ago)
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too old

Posted: at 3-05-2012 12:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 3-05-2012 12:58 PM (9 years ago)
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ok, lol

Posted: at 3-05-2012 12:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 3-05-2012 03:58 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided
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- Idbabe at 3-05-2012 04:06 PM (9 years ago)
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pb4444444444444444444444444444444444444444
Posted: at 3-05-2012 04:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 3-05-2012 04:31 PM (9 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 3-05-2012 04:31 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 3-05-2012 05:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  3-05-2012 08:22 AM
One day three pastors decided to go fishing and have a little break because they were tired of preaching the gospel and no one was preaching to them.
One of the pastors then said he thinks they should confess our weaknesses and help themselves solve their problems together.
The first pastor says he always find himself stealing offering money and if the church finds out they will fire h...im.
The second one said that his case is good that himself has slept with all the women in his church whether married or unmarried and every Sunday when he is preaching his eyes will be rolling looking for his next prey that they should pray for him because if they find out he will not only be fired but they kill him.
The third one's legs were shaking while listening to the others and they thought he had a worse story to tell, and he stood up and said my own problem is gossip there is nothing i hear that i wont tell everybody in fact i cant wait to tell it to your congregation
looooolz...
Watcha say??
Quote from: Idbabe on  3-05-2012 04:06 PM
pb4444444444444444444444444444444444444444

Warri diz, I ve seen u.

Posted: at 3-05-2012 05:43 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 10-05-2012 03:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 10-05-2012 03:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Mcosy211 at 10-05-2012 04:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Really?
Posted: at 10-05-2012 04:14 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 10-05-2012 10:29 PM (9 years ago)
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oh yeah!

Posted: at 10-05-2012 10:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Konnan at 11-05-2012 05:48 PM (9 years ago)
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Not bad
Posted: at 11-05-2012 05:48 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 11-05-2012 06:12 PM (9 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 11-05-2012 06:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 18-05-2012 10:12 AM (9 years ago)
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passing n peeping
Posted: at 18-05-2012 10:12 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-05-2012 01:07 AM (9 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 19-05-2012 01:07 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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