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@tesboy, relax i have some jokes 4 u. Reply![]() ![]()
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God neither drinks nor smoke, yet, he's the MOST HIGH.. Reply![]() ![]()
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A man and his wife were in court for divorce, Replythe problem is who gets the custody of the child. THE WIFE... jumps up and says, your honour I brought the child intothis world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody...... The Judge t urns to the husband and asked what he has to say.! THE MAN.. then said calmly"your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it....... the MACHINE OR MINE"?? Watcha say!!! ![]() ![]()
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Teacher: Yes I are Watcha say??? ![]() ![]()
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One day three pastors decided to go fishing and have a little break because they were tired of preaching the gospel and no one was preaching to them. ReplyOne of the pastors then said he thinks they should confess our weaknesses and help themselves solve their problems together. The first pastor says he always find himself stealing offering money and if the church finds out they will fire h...im. The second one said that his case is good that himself has slept with all the women in his church whether married or unmarried and every Sunday when he is preaching his eyes will be rolling looking for his next prey that they should pray for him because if they find out he will not only be fired but they kill him. The third one's legs were shaking while listening to the others and they thought he had a worse story to tell, and he stood up and said my own problem is gossip there is nothing i hear that i wont tell everybody in fact i cant wait to tell it to your congregation looooolz... Watcha say?? ![]() ![]()
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too old ReplyIf you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
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Quote from: franel on 3-05-2012 08:22 AM One day three pastors decided to go fishing and have a little break because they were tired of preaching the gospel and no one was preaching to them. One of the pastors then said he thinks they should confess our weaknesses and help themselves solve their problems together. The first pastor says he always find himself stealing offering money and if the church finds out they will fire h...im. The second one said that his case is good that himself has slept with all the women in his church whether married or unmarried and every Sunday when he is preaching his eyes will be rolling looking for his next prey that they should pray for him because if they find out he will not only be fired but they kill him. The third one's legs were shaking while listening to the others and they thought he had a worse story to tell, and he stood up and said my own problem is gossip there is nothing i hear that i wont tell everybody in fact i cant wait to tell it to your congregation looooolz... Watcha say?? Quote from: Idbabe on 3-05-2012 04:06 PM pb4444444444444444444444444444444444444444 Warri diz, I ve seen u. ![]() ![]()
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