WHAT KIDS SAY...

Date: 28-01-2009 9:49 am (12 years ago) | Author: kolawole idowu
- at 28-01-2009 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom Bosom -feeding his new baby sister. After
       a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
       for cold milk?'

 DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

  MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
       in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
       'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named
       Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife
       looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
       happened to the flea?'

  TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
       woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
       'Why doesn't your skin fit your face ?'

  The Sermon.
       I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon. 'Dear
       Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
       rapturous look on his upturned face, 'Without you, we are but dust...'

       He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter
       who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
       shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Posted: at 28-01-2009 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 28-01-2009 03:48 PM (12 years ago)
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ehmmmmmmmmmmmm BrB
Posted: at 28-01-2009 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 28-01-2009 04:29 PM (12 years ago)
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hahhhahhahaahhahah......lolz,  mehn...nice one

Posted: at 28-01-2009 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 28-01-2009 05:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 28-01-2009 03:48 PM
ehmmmmmmmmmmmm BrB


is that hindu language?  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2009 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-01-2009 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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kido u try 4 this one ooooo
Posted: at 28-01-2009 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 28-01-2009 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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thanx bro
Posted: at 28-01-2009 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 28-01-2009 04:29 PM
hahhhahhahaahhahah......lolz,  mehn...nice one


toks, where u dey na? u still dey sleep? fowl no dey hala for una area?..... Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jettyb at 29-01-2009 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Bros u try well well........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Jettyb on 29-01-2009 11:00 AM
Bros u try well well........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bros u dey play ball well well...............!!!!!!!!!!!   Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 04:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 05:25 PM
kido u try 4 this one ooooo



welcome back, na so u dey sleep? hope yu pray for me.... Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 04:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 10:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 04:40 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 05:25 PM
kido u try 4 this one ooooo



welcome back, na so u dey sleep? hope yu pray for me.... Grin

the kin thing way hold me no be small oooo...na that my team way wan give me hypertension..lol..but thank God say we later win 2;0.. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 29-01-2009 11:09 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Cool Cool

Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 30-01-2009 12:39 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 11:06 AM (12 years ago)
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yu try, i no know why yu dey display those big teeth for here na? e resemble shovel o....
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 30-01-2009 11:06 AM
yu try, i no know why yu dey display those big teeth for here na? e resemble shovel o....

lol..u 4 ask am say why in dey diisplay am..lol
Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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