WHAT KIDS SAY...

 JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom Bosom -feeding his new baby sister. After
       a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
       for cold milk?'

 DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

  MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
       in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
       'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named
       Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife
       looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
       happened to the flea?'

  TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
       woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
       'Why doesn't your skin fit your face ?'

  The Sermon.

       I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon. 'Dear
       Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
       rapturous look on his upturned face, 'Without you, we are but dust...'

       He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter
       who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
       shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Posted: at 28-01-2009 09:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahhhahhahaahhahah......lolz,  mehn...nice one

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Posted: at 28-01-2009 04:29 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

kido u try 4 this one ooooo

Posted: at 28-01-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

toks, where u dey na? u still dey sleep? fowl no dey hala for una area?.....

Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bros u dey play ball well well...............!!!!!!!!!!!   

Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

the kin thing way hold me no be small oooo...na that my team way wan give me hypertension..lol..but thank God say we later win 2;0..

Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol..u 4 ask am say why in dey diisplay am..lol

Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac