Plane lands in Hudson River

Date: 29-01-2009 8:00 pm (16 years ago) | Author: obonjo
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- at 29-01-2009 08:00 PM (16 years ago)
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By now everyone knows that the Pilot who crash landed his plane into the Hudson River, in New York called his wife and said "there has been an accident darling". Well what would it be like if this happened in Nigeria what would the reaction be it is likely the following will happen:

1. The Pliot would say mo dan ran aya me ti baje

2. The Plane will likely sink becos of the load wey the women dey carry for their back

3. The River will be infested with herbalist charm

4. There will be a storm of prayers, devil is a liar , no weapon fashion will crash the plane , father lord am sorry i slept with the housegirl

Posted: at 29-01-2009 08:00 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Pires07 at 29-01-2009 11:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Bross wetin be dis na?

Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-01-2009 12:25 AM (16 years ago)
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abeg ask am oh

Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:25 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- baloo at 30-01-2009 12:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 29-01-2009 11:12 PM
Bross wetin be dis na?

no mind d bro jare
Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 30-01-2009 09:53 AM (16 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 30-01-2009 09:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 10:45 AM (16 years ago)
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i tire o, thank God i never read am......
Posted: at 30-01-2009 10:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 30-01-2009 11:11 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 30-01-2009 10:45 AM
i tire o, thank God i never read am......



which kind u neva read am
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:11 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago)
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na yu read am for me abi na yu be my eye? i talk say i neva read am... shuo!
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 11:46 AM (16 years ago)
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lol...na me first read am 4 this forum..i just no no watin i go talk..but kido why u con they lie..Grin
Posted: at 30-01-2009 11:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 02:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 30-01-2009 11:46 AM
lol...na me first read am 4 this forum..i just no no watin i go talk..but kido why u con they lie..Grin



I no talk say i read am na..... e good sef say i neva read am bcos i for dey confuse more..
Posted: at 30-01-2009 02:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 30-01-2009 03:05 PM (16 years ago)
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we just de argue here Obonjo wey paste story neva show
Posted: at 30-01-2009 03:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 30-01-2009 03:05 PM
we just de argue here Obonjo wey paste story neva show

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin....OBONJO... Grin
Posted: at 30-01-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-01-2009 08:38 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 29-01-2009 11:12 PM
Bross wetin be dis na?

na joke na... shuo!
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 08:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 30-01-2009 10:45 AM
i tire o, thank God i never read am......

Me sef never read am...

Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- afribabe at 31-01-2009 01:44 PM (16 years ago)
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obonjo all this yawa too much show face now
Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:44 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 01:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: afribabe on 31-01-2009 01:44 PM
obonjo all this yawa too much show face now

How mani face you wan see... the one eye and half face wey im show no do you?LOL

Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-01-2009 08:55 PM (16 years ago)
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obonjo, for weak mind you don post bestseller joke abi? dis na wetin your mates dey post?
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-01-2009 08:59 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin... reziiiiiiiiiiii... hmmm!
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 31-01-2009 09:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 31-01-2009 08:55 PM
obonjo, for weak mind you don post bestseller joke abi? dis na wetin your mates dey post?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin..WATIN IN MATE THEY POST..LOL
Posted: at 31-01-2009 09:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 31-01-2009 11:11 PM (16 years ago)
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correct joke
Posted: at 31-01-2009 11:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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