OBAMA...

Date: 30-01-2009 10:05 am (15 years ago) | Author: kolawole idowu
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her colouring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. Do you think that So-called President Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama when you don't know shit?"

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-01-2009 10:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 30-01-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-01-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin do u for mouth size1...
Posted: at 30-01-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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in still they think watinin  go talk.
Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 30-01-2009 12:30 PM
in still they think watinin  go talk.

no crack ya brain o....
Posted: at 30-01-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 30-01-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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i beg no talk cos u fit spoil ma day
Posted: at 30-01-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 30-01-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 30-01-2009 02:06 PM
i beg no talk cos u fit spoil ma day



like this nko?..... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed i hope your day don get maggi,salt and ajinomoto na.....
Posted: at 30-01-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 30-01-2009 02:13 PM
Quote from: size1 on 30-01-2009 02:06 PM
i beg no talk cos u fit spoil ma day



like this nko?..... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed i hope your day don get maggi,salt and ajinomoto na.....


wht of korri.. Wink
Posted: at 30-01-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-01-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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which type of joke be this na???
Posted: at 30-01-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-01-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 30-01-2009 07:54 PM
which type of joke be this na???

na na na... Grin Grin toks ask am again
Posted: at 30-01-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-01-2009 08:14 AM (15 years ago)
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smart little girl... nice one
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 08:28 AM (15 years ago)
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You try ojare...Kido, no mind all this haters.

Truely the little gurl smart no be small...But Kido you sure say na little gurl?
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 31-01-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 31-01-2009 08:28 AM
You try ojare...Kido, no mind all this haters.

Truely the little gurl smart no be small...But Kido you sure say na little gurl?

watin she con be..?
Posted: at 31-01-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-02-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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dis na joke abi na lecture?
Posted: at 1-02-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 1-02-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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woteva man!! dis is gud
Posted: at 1-02-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 1-02-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago)
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rezi who are u to judge?u who dont no shit
Posted: at 1-02-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-02-2009 11:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  1-02-2009 05:14 PM
dis na joke abi na lecture?


God pass you o rezi.....
Posted: at 2-02-2009 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jennydubia at 2-02-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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i think the girl is so lucky to have  the previlage to see and know what obama look natural ,not like u that is writing this poem. Smiley
Posted: at 2-02-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- degreatest2 at 2-02-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: jennydubia on  2-02-2009 11:15 AM
i think the girl is so lucky to have  the previlage to see and know what obama look natural ,not like u that is writing this poem. Smiley
na wah! see yarn from another angle, where the story talk say the girl don see or know obama? jenny!!! I no wan talk!!!
Posted: at 2-02-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-02-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: jennydubia on  2-02-2009 11:15 AM
i think the girl is so lucky to have  the previlage to see and know what obama look natural ,not like u that is writing this poem. Smiley



jenny , God pass you too ooo... na me dey write poem? mmmmnnn make i no talk o... Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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