Real Funny Headlines

Date: 02-02-2009 12:41 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
[you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Now there's a tragedy!


Posted: at 2-02-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 2-02-2009 03:24 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker abeg pity us wey no finsh primary4. wetin be dis the oyibo too much abeg
Posted: at 2-02-2009 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 2-02-2009 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed BrB
Posted: at 2-02-2009 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-02-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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passing....
Posted: at 2-02-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 2-02-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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really funny captions...
Posted: at 2-02-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 2-02-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  2-02-2009 03:40 PM
really funny captions...



Seriously
Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-02-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  2-02-2009 03:36 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed BrB

wey you dey go... come back here. Tongue

Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-02-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  2-02-2009 04:03 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on  2-02-2009 03:40 PM
really funny captions...



Seriously

You don come back?
Ok, wetin serious here now? Sad

Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-02-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-02-2009 03:24 PM
sillyjokker abeg pity us wey no finsh primary4. wetin be dis the oyibo too much abeg

Rezi, That's not the issue... read the headlines ojare, no give any xcuse. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meetbunmi at 2-02-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago)
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real funny.i must applaud ur sense of humor.but dont u think it was a tad too long
Posted: at 2-02-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-02-2009 08:16 PM (15 years ago)
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this oyinbo too much 4 me oooo....
Posted: at 2-02-2009 08:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: meetbunmi on  2-02-2009 07:49 PM
real funny.i must applaud ur sense of humor.but dont u think it was a tad too long

You needn't read till the end... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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lolsss

Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmmmm silllllllyyyyyý

Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 15-02-2009 01:12 AM (15 years ago)
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why u dey call her na?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 01:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  2-02-2009 08:16 PM
this oyinbo too much 4 me oooo....

Which of the oyinbo? Grin

Posted: at 15-02-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: meetbunmi on  2-02-2009 07:49 PM
real funny.i must applaud ur sense of humor.but dont u think it was a tad too long
person neva fit understand the joke finish because of the many oyibo, you dey add ya own abi? which one be tad again na? hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi go enrole for eve school

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 15-02-2009 04:21 PM
Rezi go enrole for eve school
u hear say na there i for graduate?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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u no here say na there i for graduate?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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