Funnie Notices

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER......
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK
 

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Posted: at 2-02-2009 12:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  ...who put the thing inside na...??

Posted: at 2-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mmmnnnhhhh, sillyjoker don too tay with oyinbo na,.... 

Posted: at 2-02-2009 03:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No mind them... ok, I no post jokes again henceforth... Rezi, na only you and ToksE go dey post jokes...
Conditions:
1. make sure say na new jokes, wey pple never here b4.
2. make sure say no be oyinbo joke.
3 make sure say the joke no long; at most 2 lines

I go write the rest conditions later.

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Posted: at 2-02-2009 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

4. Make sure say no be reformatted over-posted joke.
5. Make sure say nobodi don hear the joke, including both of you.

ooooo! I don dey busy again... to be continued!

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Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

This one no be joking matter oh! sillyjoker! wetin na, u stil wan add more to the terms and conditions? Toks and Rezi, Una don make sillyjoker vex oh!!!

Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolzzzzz

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Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac