his BMW, when suddenly a
car came along and hit the
door, ripping it off
completely. When the police
arrived at the scene, the
Ibo man was complaining
bitterly about the damage
to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've
done to my Beeeemer!!!", he
whined.
"You Ibo mens are so
materialistic, you make me
sick!!!" retorted the officer,
"You're so worried about
your stupid BMW, that you
didn't even notice that your
left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Chenekéeeee....", replied the
Ibo guy finally noticing the
bloody left shoulder where
his arm once was, "Where's
my Rolex???!!!!!"
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