Naija Proverbs (Page 8)

no break ma ribs o

Posted: at 20-04-2012 12:59 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

na hu wan ask u dat  kynd kweshun here na? my guy if akara dey hungry go queenrukky shade go buy.

Posted: at 20-04-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  boo

Posted: at 21-04-2012 11:24 AM (12 years ago) |

Huh ? i waka and jump the dreamers

Posted: at 21-04-2012 07:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Last week, Jonathan visited a secondary school. In class two, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy, Akpos stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Jonathan says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl named Oke, raises her h...and. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off Udu bridge, killing everyone inside... That would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Jonathan. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

At this point, the room became so silent; none of the other children dare volunteer. "What?" asks Jonathan, "Isn't anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, smallest Ochuko at the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Jonathan and Patience was blown up by a Boko-Haram bomb, that would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Jonathan beams. "Marvelous! And, can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says Ogaga, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it certainly would be no great loss!"

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Posted: at 24-04-2012 04:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

A very poor man lived with his wife. One day, his wife, who had a very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed. The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken. She did not insist on her request. The man went to work and passed ...by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.
He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife. He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.

MORAL: To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love, that is EVERYTHING. Never take love for granted. Reciprocate good gestures and cherish your partner at all times.

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Posted: at 26-04-2012 06:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 26-04-2012 06:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

wait for me, i wan follow u wakawaka dey go.

Posted: at 26-04-2012 08:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 27-04-2012 10:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Girl's status on facebook: feeling
sad!-17051 coments.
Boy's status: Going to commit
sucide!- 2 likes &1coment .
Think about it dude, and hav
your say if u can . . .

Watcha say?? —

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Posted: at 28-04-2012 04:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero