Naija Proverbs (Page 7)

Date: 27-02-2012 5:37 pm (9 years ago) | Author: franel
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- franel at 12-04-2012 12:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 27-02-2012 05:37 PM
He who fights and runs away .... Na fear catch am
Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend... Dey call am brother
A rolling stone no just dey roll... Na person push am.
He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest
A stitch intime........ Dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem.
One goodturn......... na correct power steering be that.
A bird inhand........ Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
Half bread………. Is better than buns/ puff puff
D journey of a thousand miles……. Ol’boy e beta make u carry your car go o or enter aeroplane
He who laughs last........ na mumu.
Why im no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?
The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am.
All work and no play……Na Banker be dat
All play and no work…… Abeg na real life be dat. Afterall i see as u happy wen dem declare holiday.

Posted: at 12-04-2012 12:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-04-2012 05:39 PM (9 years ago)
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If dey giv me choose btw half bread & puff puff, na puff puff me go take o..
Posted: at 12-04-2012 05:39 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 12-04-2012 08:06 PM (9 years ago)
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No wahala Grin

Posted: at 12-04-2012 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-04-2012 09:46 PM (9 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-04-2012 09:46 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 13-04-2012 03:55 PM (9 years ago)
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I has 1 letter, but so does U
BY has 2 letters, but so does HI
NOT has 3 letters, but so does YES
HATE has 4 letters, but so does LOVE
LYING has 5 letters, but so does TRUTH
SINFUL has 6 letters, but so does PRAYER ENEMIES has 7 letters, but so does FRIENDS
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Change each negative energy to an aura of positivity,
Its all your perception that makes the difference.

Posted: at 13-04-2012 03:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zainaim01 at 14-04-2012 07:49 PM (9 years ago)
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ha ha ha
Posted: at 14-04-2012 07:49 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 17-04-2012 11:55 PM (9 years ago)
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hoi hio hoi

Posted: at 17-04-2012 11:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- harunakoni at 18-04-2012 02:11 AM (9 years ago)
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Owk
Posted: at 18-04-2012 02:11 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 19-04-2012 01:20 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 19-04-2012 01:20 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 19-04-2012 01:21 AM (9 years ago)
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naija no dey slack.i told a begger i had no cash,to my chagrin he said"bros use ATM i get POS machine here.

Posted: at 19-04-2012 01:21 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 19-04-2012 01:50 PM (9 years ago)
you don start with lie lie again  Roll Eyes
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- franel at 19-04-2012 08:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Bros sorry I no know say u dey watch me

Posted: at 19-04-2012 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 19-04-2012 08:11 PM (9 years ago)
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Old meaning of SORRY = "I won't do it again"
New meaning of SORRY = "Demn I got caught. Next time I need to be more careful & extra sneaky."

Posted: at 19-04-2012 08:11 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 19-04-2012 09:45 PM (9 years ago)
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na waka i dey waka passing
Posted: at 19-04-2012 09:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 20-04-2012 03:15 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 13-04-2012 03:55 PM
I has 1 letter, but so does U
BY has 2 letters, but so does HI
NOT has 3 letters, but so does YES
HATE has 4 letters, but so does LOVE
LYING has 5 letters, but so does TRUTH
SINFUL has 6 letters, but so does PRAYER ENEMIES has 7 letters, but so does FRIENDS
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Change each negative energy to an aura of positivity,
Its all your perception that makes the difference.


Jokes has 4 letters, but so does wetin?
Posted: at 20-04-2012 03:15 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 20-04-2012 03:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on 19-04-2012 09:45 PM
na waka i dey waka passing

run waka pass go your toilet, make your shit no drop
Posted: at 20-04-2012 03:25 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 20-04-2012 04:06 AM (9 years ago)
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I need to fix some stuff right now. I will be back to answer your question.

Posted: at 20-04-2012 04:06 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 20-04-2012 04:08 AM (9 years ago)
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No wahala, I will see you then
Posted: at 20-04-2012 04:08 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 20-04-2012 11:46 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 20-04-2012 03:15 AM

Jokes has 4 letters, but so does wetin?

Jokes has 5 letters, but so does Yokes

Posted: at 20-04-2012 11:46 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-04-2012 12:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Assuming u were dreaming and in ur
dream ur girl friend was
chasing u wit a cutlass 2 kill
u, u woke up immediately
and ur girl friend dat was
sleeping beside u smiled and
... said 2 u*so 4 ur mind u sabi
run eeh* Wetin u go do???

Posted: at 20-04-2012 12:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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