Naija Proverbs (Page 9)

Date: 27-02-2012 5:37 pm (9 years ago) | Author: franel
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- Emmagency9 at 2-05-2012 10:23 AM (9 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 2-05-2012 10:23 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 11:21 AM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 2-05-2012 11:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 5-05-2012 10:22 PM (9 years ago)
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CRAZINESS....: is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for N350,000 and Landlord dey pursue your MAMA cos of N12K House Rent for VILLAGE,
FAITH....: is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii, money dey come)
WISDOM....: is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kakulation)
STUPIDITY....: is having six BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment.. (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)
WEALTH....: is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just topick up a forgotten wrist watch(Money speaking)
WASTAGE....: Is buying a Big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live there
(Political Armed Robber)
TROUBLE....: is slapping a soldier infront of quarter guard in a barrack.. (You may not live well enough to tell the story, na anoda pesin go record the inference)
IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (He can not come and go and die na)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel.. (abegiii! U no get flash?)
LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions while tears dey rush comot from your eye.. (Chei....Calaba r bleeping, sweet love)
MADNESS is when a LADY flirt with a Rich HIV/AIDS Victim so that she can get money to Buy BRASILLIAN HAIR, (hmm..Na only God know when person go die jare,abi?)
DIRTINESS is When Cockroach, Ant,Spider and Rat becomes your Roommates and you said God Created them for a Purpose.( this one na death trap ooo)
STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you neither Add your own join, Comment, or SHARE so that your friends go follow u laugh too LOL

Posted: at 5-05-2012 10:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 5-05-2012 10:51 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 5-05-2012 10:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 6-05-2012 06:24 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 6-05-2012 06:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 6-05-2012 08:10 PM (9 years ago)
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franel which kind kolo you get abi which kind madness ? oboy you kolo mad . Shocked
Posted: at 6-05-2012 08:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mordred3 at 10-05-2012 12:18 PM (9 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Sad Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy copy copy cat
Posted: at 10-05-2012 12:18 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 10-05-2012 07:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on  6-05-2012 08:10 PM
franel which kind kolo you get abi which kind madness ? oboy you kolo mad . Shocked

hahahaha, lemme! nice try, u-cant-see-me!

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog. I am but an egg for the kinda gigantic rooms in the ring you've created make it teeny and you will see me .........
The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind. Our intention creates our reality.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?

Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- mizcollins1 at 10-05-2012 07:35 PM (9 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 10-05-2012 09:58 PM (9 years ago)
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complite yeye talk
Posted: at 10-05-2012 09:58 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 10-05-2012 10:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. Be miserable or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

Posted: at 10-05-2012 10:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 18-05-2012 10:14 AM (9 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 18-05-2012 10:14 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 22-05-2012 10:41 PM (9 years ago)
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okay

Posted: at 22-05-2012 10:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-05-2012 11:00 PM (9 years ago)
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A man checked into a hotel, there was a computer in his room so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed d wrong email address and without realizing he sent d mail 2 a widow who
has just returned 4rm her husband's funeral. d widow decided to check her mail, expectin condolence
messages 4rm relatives nd frndz. afta readin d 1st message she fainted. Her son rushed into d
room, found his mother on d floor and saw d computer screen which read; to: my loving wife,i knw u ar
surprised 2 hear 4rm me. They have computers here nd we ar allowed to send mails to loved ones.
I've just reached nd have bin checked in. I see dat everytin has bin prepared 4 your arrival 2morrow.
Expectin u darlin I cant wait 2c immediately d son went 2 purchase anoda casket 4 her moda's funeral

Posted: at 22-05-2012 11:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 24-05-2012 04:44 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 24-05-2012 04:44 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 27-05-2012 04:05 AM (9 years ago)
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 Cool Cool

Posted: at 27-05-2012 04:05 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 27-05-2012 12:04 PM (9 years ago)
still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 27-05-2012 12:04 PM (9 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 28-05-2012 01:30 AM (9 years ago)
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 Tongue Undecided
Posted: at 28-05-2012 01:30 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-05-2012 01:42 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-05-2012 01:42 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-05-2012 05:17 AM (9 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 28-05-2012 05:17 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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