FINAL EXAM FAILURE

Date: 03-02-2009 12:08 am (12 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
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Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam). There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason I decided to play the game of probability and choose the letter "A" for everything. In that game, the only thing probable was that I failed.
The following day, the professor asked to see me after class. "Is everything okay?" "Sure," I said, "why? "Well, here's your test," he said and handed me a piece of paper that was covered with red ink. "Can you explain why you chose an 'A' for everything?"

Knowing that there was nothing I could do at this point, I said, "Well, I've always wanted to be an 'A' student."

Posted: at 3-02-2009 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 01:17 AM (12 years ago)
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lol..okay no be "A"s in get so...
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 3-02-2009 01:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzy1 on  3-02-2009 12:08 AM
Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam). There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason I decided to play the game of probability and choose the letter "A" for everything. In that game, the only thing probable was that I failed.
The following day, the professor asked to see me after class. "Is everything okay?" "Sure," I said, "why? "Well, here's your test," he said and handed me a piece of paper that was covered with red ink. "Can you explain why you chose an 'A' for everything?"

Knowing that there was nothing I could do at this point, I said, "Well, I've always wanted to be an 'A' student."


lol
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 3-02-2009 01:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  3-02-2009 01:17 AM
lol..okay no be "A"s in get so...

abi now
na A him want now
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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