BRIDE TELLS HER GROOM

Date: 29-02-2012 9:48 pm (13 years ago) | Author: richy et
- at 29-02-2012 09:48 PM (13 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 29-02-2012 09:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- crad at 1-03-2012 10:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Seen it b4..don't know why  U̶̲̥̅̊ all can't form a joke by urself.
Posted: at 1-03-2012 10:33 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2012 06:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Chei poster u no dey shame?
Posted: at 5-03-2012 06:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-03-2012 01:31 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- richy_ex at 12-03-2012 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 12-03-2012 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 12-03-2012 05:19 PM (13 years ago)
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not gud

not bad
Posted: at 12-03-2012 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-03-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on 12-03-2012 05:19 PM
not gud

not bad

u are confused
Posted: at 12-03-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 12-03-2012 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 12-03-2012 05:25 PM
u are confused
nope! I'm not. I cant say dis is gud
and i cant say dis is bad. Neither of the both of the double two pair.
Posted: at 12-03-2012 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 12-03-2012 06:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-03-2012 06:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MacDaniel at 12-03-2012 06:25 PM (13 years ago)
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lol  very funny  Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2012 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-03-2012 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on 12-03-2012 05:35 PM
nope! I'm not. I cant say dis is gud
and i cant say dis is bad. Neither of the both of the double two pair.

u are confused again
Posted: at 12-03-2012 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 12-03-2012 06:39 PM (13 years ago)
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haha...make her straight
Posted: at 12-03-2012 06:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 12-03-2012 08:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 12-03-2012 06:28 PM
u are confused again
ok mayb a bit
Posted: at 12-03-2012 08:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 12-03-2012 08:29 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 12-03-2012 08:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 14-03-2012 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on 12-03-2012 08:24 PM
ok mayb a bit

Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-03-2012 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 14-03-2012 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: richy_ex on 14-03-2012 11:41 AM
Huh? Huh? Huh?
u are also confuse. the disease is infecteuos
Posted: at 14-03-2012 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 14-03-2012 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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make una dey confuse dey go
Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- richy_ex at 15-03-2012 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on 14-03-2012 12:07 PM
u are also confuse. the disease is infecteuos
i de give anti virus to dat virus
Posted: at 15-03-2012 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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