Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator.
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send things like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife has a hairdresser whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator.
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send things like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife has a hairdresser whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building.
d is d mst senseles tin av eva seen in ma life,abeg mak una stop dey post al dis oyinbo articles wey no mak seose 2 d blak m
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 5-02-2009 12:57 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: ogunfunmi on 4-02-2009 11:40 PM
U try , as reach here u dn tire to write! u just laugh and dey shock urself dey go!!! keep it up, u will soon be recognised, but make sure u buy plenty airtime for dat cafe oh!
Posted: at 5-02-2009 12:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
U try , as reach here u dn tire to write! u just laugh and dey shock urself dey go!!! keep it up, u will soon be recognised, but make sure u buy plenty airtime for dat cafe oh!
them no they tell blind man say war they come na...
Posted: at 5-02-2009 04:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
my boy which 1 confuse u,d obama part?Or d nonsense wey silly post? NB..Shey una c nw kido don wan dey kolo! Kido abeg no confuse so tey mak moto go jam u ooo
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 5-02-2009 12:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 5-02-2009 01:58 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Gwhy on 5-02-2009 12:54 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 5-02-2009 12:03 PM
i dey confuse o....
my boy which 1 confuse u,d obama part?Or d nonsense wey silly post? NB..Shey una c nw kido don wan dey kolo! Kido abeg no confuse so tey mak moto go jam u ooo
Why you dey mis-yarn?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 5-02-2009 01:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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